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Firemen, Teachers, and Cops! Oh My!

Once again, Barack Obama, Jim Clyburn, and fellow Democrats defend their latest round of "stimulus spending" in the extenders legislation by pointing to hundreds of thousands of firefighter, teacher,...

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Obama “Does Us All Good”

Rationalizing the President’s four hour golf game last Saturday, Deputy Press Secretary Bill Burton said “I don’t think that there is a person in this country that doesn’t think that their president...

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To Infinity and Beyond?

President Obama’s “foremost” charge to NASA Administrator Charles Bolden (as Bolden told Al Jazeera): “find a way to reach out to the Muslim world and engage much more with dominantly Muslim nations to...

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Not Well Endowed

President Obama rewrote the Declaration of Independence last week in a speech before the Congressional Hispanic Caucus, wiping out our Creator who endowed us with our unalienable rights. (Obama: "We...

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Clearly Hard-Wired

"And so part of the reason that our politics seems so tough right now, and facts and science and argument does not seem to be winning the day all the time, is because we're hard-wired not to always...

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Obama, Unprompted?

As if President Obama didn't have enough problems with the Debt crisis, the Middle East crisis, the Energy crisis, and the Easter proclamation crisis, "Hub" Schlafly, inventor of the TelePrompTer, has...

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Reading Holder

Attorney General Holder told Congress he doesn't read his memos -- rather he leaves that task to his staff. Now Holder's former chief of staff, Kevin Ohlson, who seeks confirmation to the Armed Forces...

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Pointing Fingers

Surprise, surprise. No Supercommittee deal. And the Democrats know just who to blame.Pointing Fingers By Asher EmbryWe’re 15 Trillion bucks in debtAnd Democrats won’t even let300 Mil. be cut a day.It’s...

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Spitzer Occupies

After failing as Governor and CNN host, has Eliot Spitzer -- the self-proclaimed "Sheriff of Wall Street" -- finally found a job for which he is unwittingly qualified?Spitzer and the Occupy Wall Street...

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Barney’s Vice

Barney Frank retires. So long. Farewell. Auf Wiedersehen. Adieu.Barney’s ViceBy Asher EmbryThere once was a Member named FrankWho almost destroyed every bank.Was his wont to inveigh.Fought to shield...

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Obama's Muse

Doris Kearns Goodwin used her recent stint on NBC to give more of her ongoing political advice to President Obama: to use Teddy Roosevelt (the subject of her current book) as the model for Obama's...

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The Marriage of Newt and Trump

So it'll just be Newt and Rick Santorum with The Donald on December 27th. We know we shouldn't be mocking Newt; but when he pairs himself up with Trump, the rhyme just writes itself.The Marriage of...

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Obama Drones

When asked today about the U.S. drone reportedly lost to Iran, President Obama indicated that "we have asked for it back. We'll see how the Iranians respond." When previously asked about his foreign...

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Senate Secret Santas

Sen. Al Franken came up with the idea to start a Secret Santa gift exchange among Senators (though his enduring gift to conservatives continues to be his utter ineffectiveness as a legislator). We...

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Obama's Rats and Child Cruelty

Death, rape, drug overdoses, lice, and other public safety and health emergencies shut down "Occupy" encampments all over the country. Yet in Washington, the Obama administration (which controls the...

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My New Obama Mortgage

President Obama just announced yet another homeowner bailout. He insists his "simple" plan – which puts taxpayers on the hook for banks which are forced to lend more money than a house is worth – poses...

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Maher & Friess

Now that Bill Maher is a $1M donor to the Obama SuperPAC, surely the President will be held accountable for all Maher’s repulsive “jokes” in the same way Rick Santorum was pilloried by the media for...

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President Obama has time to apologize to Sandra Fluke, the deprived Georgetown University Law School student.  Apparently, though, no time for tornado victims, grieving families of soldiers murdered in...

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Any chance that the election campaign could have something to do with President Obama’s newfound hankering for lunch with Israeli Prime Minister Netanyahu and his unprecedentedly self-serving,...

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With all the problems in the world, including clear and present danger to our national security and our troubled economy, President Obama is spending a second day with the focus of his schedule...

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Article 3

We expressed great alarm when President Obama was caught privately assuring President Putin that he would have “more flexibility” after our November election.  The gullible Obamites – who a year ago...

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Doth President Obama now govern by decree?The one-time Lecturer in Constitutional Law just changed immigration law all on his own. How easy he has made it for our next President to unilaterally cut the...

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Barack’s 1,000 Press Secretaries

Just how slobbering will the non-Fox media be this election?We always knew President Obama had 1,000 press secretaries (who pretended to be journalists).  More than half a dozen even officially joined...

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O’s Heaping Helpings Of Hypocrisy

Taking a break in Atlanta today from focusing like a laser on jobs (and by that we mean attending two days of back to back campaign fundraisers), President Obama stopped at The Varsity diner for chili...

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Stay Healthy!

Yes, I'm worried about the fiscal cliff, ObamaCare, and all the other irreversible abominations which will result from President Obama’s November victory.  But the thing that keeps me up at night and...

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